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2021-08-10: tension lingers like cheap cigarette smoke, refusing to settle and coming back with a vengeance at …

2021-08-02: one can only stare at spreadsheets for so long before the grid lines start to appear before your …

2021-08-02: hiding under blankets as the precious few moments of solitude tick away, despite me

2021-07-29: Fire Watch Ep. 2 - Day 10 It’s day 10 and I’m still employed.

2021-07-22: if i were more certain that I had enough money in the bank to ride out the time between now and …

2021-07-20: Fire Watch - Ep. 1 In which I set the scene for the days to come.

2021-07-14: another office edict will be handed down from on high soon. looks like the as-of-yet unspoken and …

2021-07-12: chronicles of the excessively micromanaged, part whatever: the MicroManager™ has gotten upset …

2021-07-12: it is #Monday my dudes good morning ♥

2021-07-11: watching an Italian woman from Calabria be fed horrid American junk food by her husband just seems …

2021-07-09: it’s good to know that the Emerson Sensi Wi-Fi thermostat sends an email notification if it …

2021-07-09: very grateful to my friends in the HVAC repair professions today i am no longer sitting in a 94% …

2021-07-08: an update with the FIBARO KeyFob: so far it works pretty well with SmartThings, at least while …

2021-07-08: i really could just look at pictures of puppies all day long, but unfortunately, work is a thing

2021-07-07: These came in today and they work a treat so far

2021-07-07: looks like the ceiling in the bedroom is doing bad things again. guess who gets to go up in the …

2021-07-07: they definitely didn’t teach me how to make PDF forms in school… maybe they …

2021-07-07: you can definitely tell it’s summertime in Georgia when “Lake Lanier” starts …

2021-07-06: the three categories of time management: 1. Easy(ish) (maybe) 2. More than a “one and done” 3. Not …

2021-07-06: gotta love it when the one who told me I couldn’t have a comp day like the rest of my coworkers …

2021-07-06: another morning after a night I wish had been longer (so I could sleep more)

2021-07-05: now I am beginning to wonder if i should just take a “comp day” tomorrow despite what my boss says …

2021-07-05: i am genuinely shocked that my office decided to be closed today. genuinely. this, coming from the …

2021-07-05: this olympics nonsense is starting to get really ridiculous i wouldn’t blame anyone for just …

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2021-07-05: that moment when Weekly Weird News is the best news program you watch and half their stories are …

2021-07-04: megan mccain quit The View and I can practically hear Whoopi celebrating from here 📺

2021-07-04: a work in progress 🖼 #vectornator

2021-07-04: later this evening i get the fun task of “make sure the attic isn’t on fire” 🎆

2021-07-04: dumb home i always wanted to live in one of those “smart homes” like you saw in the overambitious Disney …

2021-07-04: internet of planned obsolescence y’know… we spent money on this SmartThings enabled ADT system. real money. and they just decided …

2021-07-04: hearing all the booms around me… yeah. the walmart definitely sold out this year.

2018-08-19: a new place to throw things