if i were more certain that I had enough money in the bank to ride out the time between now and Labor Day

i’d quit tomorrow, lol

the three categories of time management:

1. Easy(ish) (maybe)
2. More than a “one and done”
3. Not Today, Satan

i am genuinely shocked that my office decided to be closed today. genuinely.

this, coming from the same office that didn’t take Martin Luther King, Jr. Day off, despite it being a federal holiday (meaning even the banks are closed) until they had finally hired their first – and, as of this writing, last – Black employee.

i don’t think my company’s president understands what “optics” is

i always wanted to live in one of those “smart homes” like you saw in the overambitious Disney movies. the robot butler who irons your clothes and makes breakfast while you focus on that first important meeting. the temperature and weather and house status all shown on a convenient display somewhere … read more